cant sleep hampster will eat me
56theres a hampster that lives in my head and you might thing thats bad and I guess it is but this is an evil hampster
and that makes it worse than most hamptsters that live in peoples heads and id get rid of him but really hes the smart
one but its not that bad i guess cause mostly he just sleeps all the time and just comes out to do stuff when i need
him at work and to think about stuff and stuff like that but sometimes he gets all jittery and stuff and then he likes
to run on his squeaky wheel and the more he runs the more he eats and the more he eats the more he runs and it goes
on and on like that so some days i have this evil hampster wide awake in my head and running on a squeaky wheel and
eating my brains and it keeps me awake all night and he just keeps running and squeeking and brain eating and i cant
make him stop and i think that maybe i could get rid of him like with a ice pick or something but that wouldnt work
good cause remember hes the smart one so he probably already knows about that plan.
